Baby girl names are sometimes difficult to pick out
because there are so many choices of beautiful and meaningful monikers
to bestow upon your precious little female child. When picking baby
girl names many parents go for cute above content. For instance,
Pookie may make for an adorable little baby girl name but what adult
would want this name?
There has been an alarming trend, most alarming, I tell
you in giving pet names to
baby girls. And, we are not talking cat and dog names here,
but those endearing little names usually reserve for couples
to call each other.
Now, not only are pet names or nicknames
being given to little baby girls, but these names being
given are their given names as well. Let me state this as
emphatically as I know how.
Baby girl names should never be ones such as Kitten, Muffin, Pumpkin
or Smookie. These are unacceptable, I tell you!
No, no my friend, it is much better to reserve these for pet names
to be given later than it is to attach this kind of name to your
adorable little girl, who will one day grow up to stab you during
the middle of the night over the matter.
Now, let's face it, when some parents name their baby girls they
are either oblivious, stoned, drunk or feeling sadistic. Since,
you're on this page right now, it is obvious that you're not oblivious
when it comes to picking a baby girl name that will suit your child.
You may be stoned or drunk, however and this is your business.
It's not a felony to surf the Internet while under the influence
and we make no judgments here. That said, we do, however frown vehemently
upon the parents who have sadistic intent when naming their baby
Call it protective of us or just old fashioned but we cringe to
think that some parents will actually name their precious little
baby girls names such as Joliet, Rikers, Attica or Sing Sing. We
won't let our dogs out when there's a tornado and we don't wish
anyone to give out baby girl names with references to prisons. Naming
your little baby girl, Bitch, Ho or Sista is also equally inexcusable.
What is perfectly acceptable for baby girl names, however, is to
use terms that are melodic, feminine and classic. While terms like
Godiva and Venus are questionable, other baby girl names such as
Raquel, Rachel or Rhiannon are perfectly acceptable and in fact,
deviating from the "R" words for baby girls will be met
with punishment by crushing.