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Etymology of Names

The etymology of names is a tricky subject in that much research is needed to uncover the true facts in regard to the history of any one given name. Since this is a humor site and I'm too lazy to do research into the etymology of names, I will just make up some facts to give you.

The etymology of names is a fun subject for those analytical types who like to delve into things, people and places. Curious types will find much delight in researching and knowing the etymology of a name, particularly their own.

On this site, though, we make everything up so when you look from A - Z about the meaning of names, you'll see a joke instead of facts. This is how it should be in the real world as the real world is way too serious and fantasy is much more delightful.

When one starts looking into the etymology of names one also starts to get involved with the genealogy of one's family as well. This is a mistake since most families are not of nobility, rather they are filled with pathetic and shameful scoundrels who steep the family tree in degradation, humiliation and pontification.

Pontification is fine for the Pope, but if you're not the Pope or descended from the Pope, then you're a dope. Pope a dope as Muhammad Ali used to say.

The etymology of names can be summed up in one word: an unworthy use of one's time here on earth. Okay, that was more than one word, but this is a word site, so we tend to be a bit verbose here.

If you would like to know the true etymology of names then you have no business being here. Run, don't walk to another site that deals with facts, figures, shapes and forms, yet I digress. This site has no facts upon it only farce. So, when we talk about the etymology of any given word, it is only by chance that we get something right.

You deserve better than this my dear reader. Okay, maybe not. It was worth a try. The point I'm trying to make using several hundred words when only a few would have sufficed is that if you want to know the true etymology of names then go elsewhere. If you would like to know the funny etymology of names, however, stick around and check out the other pages since you are sure to find something that will give a giggle, groan or even guffaw. And, that may just be worth a wee bit more of your time, now mightn't it?


 
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