of Names - N
Now, on this page one might find a fine collection of the
meaning of names that begin with "N". This is
not, however, to be confused with the "N" word
as we don't use that word here.
The meaning of names that begin with "N",
however, is a fine assortment of nonsense, non sequiturs
and non de plumes. That said, it should be stated
here that everything on this page is made up out
of thin air as we have pulled these meanings to
these names firmly out of our buttocks'.
If you do find some factual material on this page,
please report it immediately and we'll have it removed.
The meaning of the "N" names is meant
to be a funny look at how these particular words
strike our humorous bone on a given day. Some will
not get the puns, wordplay or non sequiturs on this
page and that is Okay. We get them. Most of the
time, that is. And, that is all that really matters.
Meaning of Names That Begin with "N"
Nacho - beginning of the phrase "This is Nacho Cheese".
Nada - none or null and void
Nader - consumer advocate
Nadia - means "gymnast" in Russian.
Nana - grandma
Nancy - one who likes to watch "Queer Eye for the
Nanny - one who watches over others children.
Naomi - Watts in a name
Napoleon - short person with big complex
Narcissus - self-involved jerk or jerkette.
Nash - one who grinds his / her teeth.
Nat - small buzzy creature
Natalie - floats like wood.
Nate - one who impregnates himself
Nathaniel - historical name meaning "historical name"
Neal - get down on your knees.
Ned - one who picks his teeth at the table with a knife.
Nelly - one who has a jelly belly
Nelson - means "Rockefeller" in the upper class.
Nemo - derived from the African incarnation of "little
Neo - antonym of retro
Neptune - big fisherman
Nero - means "near zero"
Nessie - in Portuguese means "Scottish sea beast".
Neville - Aaron
Newt - Gingrich
Newton - Isaac
Ngoc - who's there?
Nicholas - one who should be a saint.
Nick - knack patty whack give the dog a bone.
Nigel - country in Africa
Nike - if the shoe fits
Niles - combination of "miles of the Nile"
Nils - a lot of nothing
Nimbus - cloudy-headed one
Nimrod - Dufus
Nina - big boat the Indians don't want to see
Nirvana - bliss before blowing one's brains out.
Noah - one who discovers Arc of the Covenant, possibly
related to Joan of Ark
Noble - one who may one day win a peace prize
Noel - means "Christmas caroling specialist"
Nola - one who resides in New Orleans, Louisiana
Nolan - Ryan
Noll - grassy place where a second gunman hid
Non - nada, nothing, nil
Nora - biter of other people's bottom parts
Noreen - a marine named Nora
Norman - normal
Norris - I fought the Lee and the Lee won (half the time)
Norton - one who will shoot Alice to the Moon occasionally
Norwood - not made of wood
Nova - old car
Nunzio - none
Nuo - new
Nye - no
Nyx - strike that from the record