of Names - R
The meaning of names in the "R" category can be thought
of a righteous, rigorous and downright ridiculous. Being that this
is a humor site first and foremost that shouldn't be very surprising.
In fact, if there is an accurate and unbiased meaning of a name
associated with "R" please send it in so that we may shoot
it on the spot.
You see, our job is the suck the factual content right
out of the passages on this page. That way, there is an
least an infinitesimal chance that we can give a humorous
meaning to these names instead of the real meaning.
Now, we realize that some people actually prefer the real
meanings of names and as such, like an Easter Egg Hunt,
we have scatter a few, authentic meanings of names throughout
this site, just to throw you off. We will not tell you where
it is or what it is, but rest assured that they are here.
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Meaning of Names That Begin with "R"
Ra - shish koom ba
Rab - to steal from another
Rachel - means a sheep wearing lipstick in Hebrew.
Radcliff - a radical cliff, dude
Rafe - to chafe
Raghu - spaghetti hair
Rainer - crybaby
Raj - Mahal
Raleigh - means "fingers" in Sanskrit.
Ralph - one who constantly vomits.
Ram - a lamb a ding dong.
Ramon - Everybody Loves
Ramses - birth control
Randolf - a guy name Rand who likes to golf.
Randy - you're a fine wine, what a good wife you would make.
Raphael - from the Brazilian "to paint outside the lines"
Raquel - babalicious
Raul - one who licks the dog's runny nose
Ray - sunshine
Raymond - a mound of ray
Reba - short for Arriba! Ye Ha!
Rebecca - one who is beckoning
Red - southern man
Reece - combined chocolate and peanut butter.
Reed - one who bends with the wind.
Regan - forgetful
Reggie - Mr. October
Reginald - Mr. November
Regis - one who talks a lot.
Renee - biter of donkey's tail
Rex - large extinct one
Reyes - and shine
Rhett - gone with the wind.
Rhiannon - rings like a bell in the night.
Rhonda - help me
Ria - pet
Ricardo - of the Richard
Rich - intense taste
Richard - see Dick
Ricky - you're so fine you blow my mind.
Rigby - good on the balance beam
Rio - big party
Ripley - means "Sweaty hippo" believe it or not.
Rob - steal
Robert - one who steals in formal situations.
Roberta - one who gives others flack.
Robyn - she with a red breast
Rocco - man of stone
Rocky - flying high now
Roddy - one who swings his rod
Roderick - combination of Roddy and Rick
Rodney - one who gets no respect
Roger - I hear what you are saying
Roland - small indigestion tablet
Rollo - chocolate candy
Romaine - lettuce head
Romeo - see Juliet
Romulus - having a lust for Rome
Ron - Doo Ron Ron
Ronald - McDonald
Rory - one who growls at the tops of their lungs
Rosa - a rose by any other name
Rosemary - means parsey, sage and thyme in Garfunklese.
Rosetta - pretends she is a stone
Rosie - see The Donald
Ross - one who dresses for less.
Roxana - from the Peruvian word for "rock"
Roy - red boy
Ruben - person who likes a good sandwich
Rudy - Tuesday is the best day
Rufus - what's on top of the house?
Rupert - ultimate survivor
Russell - sound the trees make
Rusty - like a nail
Ruth - one who builds a house that lasts forever
Ryan - fire in the arm
Ryley - one who smells a goat for fun