of Names - V
When bandying about the meaning of names that begin with
"V" the natural assumption is that these are well-researched
and documented entries. But, if you have spent more the
one second on this website, you know that not to be true.
At least, not here.
Because my dear reader, the fact is, that the meaning
of names that start with "V" are not well-researched
at all. To the contrary, we research nothing and
make everything up. While this approach may seem
counterintuitive to quality factual content, it
Factual content, you see has its place in the world
and on the Internet but it has no place on this
site. For the most humor possible, we delete all
the facts first and start from scratch. Then we
go with word association jokes, pun and other humor
This may not be the most effective method to produce the
desired results but this is our way of doing things and
we are sticking to it.
Meaning of Names That Begin with "V"
Val - short form of valley.
Valencia - means "orange" in Floridian.
Valentine - derive from the French for "love the one
Valentino - synonymous with "great dancer".
Valerie - of the dolls.
Vali - girl, ohmigosh.
Van - one who delivers the packages.
Vance - combination Vince and Van.
Vanessa - means "former Miss America" in Old
Vanna - the color white.
Varg - exclamation while vomiting.
Varius - has different meanings depending upon use.
Vasco - Vaseline and Tobasco.
Vasil - Vaseline and basil.
Vasili - silly Val.
Vaughn - Stevie Ray.
Vega - old car.
Vegan - pet name for carnivore.
Velma - means Scoobie in Southwest Swahili.
Venus - Pig Latin for "armless".
Vera - one who like to cruise.
Vernon - one who likes to be mounted.
Veronica - plays the harmonica.
Vic - pen.
Vicky - Ticky Tavi.
Victor - what's your vector?
Victoria - one who has a secret.
Vida - one who is blue.
Vilmar - short for the village of Mar.
Vin - short for invincible.
Vince - to wince.
Vincent - Gogh for it!
Vincente - Fox or hound?
Violet - means "violence with violins" in Polish.
Virgil - blinded by the light.
Virginia - second derivation of "Like a virgin".
Vito - rejection by the President.
Vivien - one who kisses the bullfrog's behind.
Vlad - to the bone.
Vladimir - Vlad looking in a mirror.
Volker - face.
Vuk - face.
Vulcan - insert Trekkie joke here.